April Fools Day

As part of his ongoing program to protect his readers from all sorts of nefarious activities (see: The Tea Party), TNB hereby gives everyone adequate warning of what could happen on April 1-if you're gullible enough to believe one of the many hoaxes or practical jokes that might be attempted. One certainly doesn't want to admit that he or she is an April Fool (or for that matter a fool on any other day).

Some of the all-time best pranks (courtesy of Wikipedia) include:

• The 1998 report that the Alabama legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi.
• The 1996 New York Times ad by Taco Bell announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell and renamed it (what else) the Taco Liberty Bell.
• The famous 1957 BBC report showing Italians harvesting spaghetti from trees (having eradicated that horrible pest, the spaghetti weevil).
• The BBC (oh, those Brits!) in 1994 stating that Big Ben would go digital.
• Annual National Public Radio (NPR) announcements such as the 2008 report that the IRS was shipping consumer products instead of cash for tax rebates (actually, for many near-destitute States this might work)..

Sadly, all of these hoaxes were believed, at least for a short while, by a number of people who forgot what day it was. Although these poor souls quickly figured out what was real and what wasn't, in our society today we seem to have a lot of perpetual April Fools, who believe 24/7 in the most amazing things, such as:

• Sarah Palin
• Glenn Beck
• Celebrity Apprentice
• All of the "ask your doctor" drugs advertised on TV (most of which today seem to include suicide as a side effect)
• The honesty of the Karzai government in Afghanistan.
• The chance of the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series (TNB is the April Fool here!)

So beware on April 1st. If you've been made an April Fool (even temporaily) please don't let TNB know. He'll be embarrassed.